the all-american rejects

The best band in the world. Lead singer/bass guitar Tyson Ritter is the hottest man alive! They have awesome talent and anyone who disses them needs to shut the fuck up!

Tyson Ritter from The All-American Rejects is so orgasmic!

by mOrGaN October 18, 2003

feral american

any US born person that refuses to assimilate to our culture and reverts back ancesteral beliefs.

those blasted feral americans are protesting US immigration policy again.

by NealDemilo November 2, 2007

African American

A politically correct term used in the United States for a black person. A black person could be 100% English but still be called African American by an American, even though they're neither African nor American.

American: "Look, it's an African American!"
Englishman: "I'm English, you dumbarse."

by Jimmy Kickarse October 22, 2006

Great American Coup D'État

An internal coup d'état that occurred in the United States of America on 6 January, 2001 that invalidated an accurate recount of the Florida votes in order to install the despotic dictator George W. Bush as president.

I'll always remember where I was for the Great American Coup d'État - I was sitting horrified in front of my TV screen.

by Antonio Battaglia June 16, 2008

North American Bald Beaver

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.

Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"

by locutus89 February 22, 2009

An American Way of Death

A term used to refer to the longstanding history of the United States sanctioned murder of African Americans.

George Floyd’s death, the most recent example of An American Way of Death, will be the final horrific link in the long chain of stolen black lives that changes the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

The American Challenge

A team a five must drink a 30-rack, a handle of vodka, smoke 5 grams of marijuana, eat 2 large pizzas, and then complete a 100 piece puzzle (in that order). The alcohol must be completed before continuing on to the weed, which must be completed before continuing on to the pizza, which must be completed before continuing on to the puzzle. If a team member spills or throws up, then one member of that team must either drink 1 additional beer, or 2 additional shots. The first team to finish wins eternal glory.

Bro #1: Hey man, are you down to try the American Challenge with Blazer, Lazer, Tazer, and I tonight?

Bro #2: Hell no man, last time I tried the American Challenge I woke up naked in the cafeteria with puzzle pieces stuck to my face.

by Bro #2 April 1, 2012