DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad the chad

Is a dad who is a total chad.

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath

by Chad Dornath December 11, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

A deadbeat dad pop out for milk and never come back , probably has been involved in dodgy dealings and been to prison

Woman : my kids dad is such a “deadbeat dad”

by Su yin November 1, 2019

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

Dad

A "Dad" is a modern-age replacement term for "Bro" spawning from online/gaming culture.

Can be used to be funny or just generally confuse someone.
Absolutely hilarious when used on someone who is not privy to the term.
Utterly confuses them.

Not to be confused with the common term for one's biological sperm-donor. (aka father or "dad")

"Yo what's up, dad?"
"Hey dad, you gonna eat this last hotdog?"
"That's my dad right there!"
"What are you doing step-dad?!"

by SPVCEMVN May 26, 2024