trailor turd 

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park

"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"

trailor turd by MommaNic October 8, 2012

irish turd 

When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.

I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd

irish turd by Commieconnell December 18, 2017

Carpet Turd 

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

Carpet Turd by Wink666 March 20, 2009

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

Re-Turd by dinvergod January 20, 2010

Nervy Turd 

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

Nervy Turd by Texas Four November 30, 2010

common turd 

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

common turd by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Jerk Turd Fuck Head 

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012