Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
Get the Always Chrismug. 
A guy who is very smart and not very tall he does not throw pouches in the dustbin he only eats good food no junk food he is very kind he has a very nice mind like he thinks that he want to kill me sometimes and he has a crush called Christina .
Don't get scared of Chris only get scared if he show his face #smalldick
#asshole #verysmallinheight
#asshole #verysmallinheight
by Motherfucker in the town November 21, 2018
Get the CHRISmug. 
A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021
Get the Chris stallardmug. A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
by spicule1 September 18, 2022
Get the Chrismug.