Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Try-hard

Somebody who shows up in a casual game with a competitive mindset and playstyle.

You are playing against a four-year-old, stop being a try-hard and let them think they stand a chance.

by Just Garlic February 25, 2024

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Hope Harding

Hope Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding. Hope was born in June of 2016. Hope is a German Shepherd/ Pitbull mix, (also known as a German Sheppit).

1: Who is Hope Harding?
2: Hope Harding is the best dog in the world, duh!

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

hard

"call me a camel, the way i be spittin"
- Ducky Momo 5/14/2022 4:20

My big fello Ducky Momo that shit went hard

by cockandballs\ May 14, 2022

Hard

When you stay strapped with the ladies

Thatcher is always hard

by thatcher711 October 31, 2022