Tea

something this one chick says on Tik Tok

HERES👏👏 THE MF-ING👏👏 TEAAA

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSDKDKKDKDKDK

by Ur mom 234 April 25, 2019

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

Sunday Tea

A really small dick (pinky size)

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"

by Joiz October 30, 2013

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Cup of Tea Gay

Queer folk who usually enjoy calm activities, like reading or tea. Not particularly flamboyant or outwardly expressed in gayness.

"How would you describe your professor?"
"Oh, he's gay, but like, cup of tea gay."

by pikachu10or November 1, 2021

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025