When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
Get the Momma's home made tea mug.a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021
Get the slim tea mug.by The_Salty_Dog August 19, 2008
Get the Salt Tea mug.Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
by Metalbish February 7, 2022
Get the Boston Tea Party mug.When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea
This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.
This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.
Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”
Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”
Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”
by Kironigmo January 5, 2022
Get the Bubble tea mug.The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.
Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011
Get the Tea Temper mug.There are 3 definitions for the word "tea"
The most known, the drink
Second, Tea can be used for "gossip" or drama that is told. Usually is told to "spill" which means tell.
Third, The most recent definition is "pretty" or desirable
The most known, the drink
Second, Tea can be used for "gossip" or drama that is told. Usually is told to "spill" which means tell.
Third, The most recent definition is "pretty" or desirable
1: I'm drinking some tea
2: Oh my goodness girl tell me the tea/spill the tea
3: your body is so teaa
2: Oh my goodness girl tell me the tea/spill the tea
3: your body is so teaa
by Wonderwho@nobodygoodbye May 24, 2025
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