Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian August 14, 2016

tree-feet

When someone's feet resembles a tree.

Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.

by orklepee February 17, 2015

tree homo

Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do

What is tony romo? He is a tree homo

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

DRO2 tree sales

A really good business based out of Michigan, northern Indiana and Ohio. They sell all kinds of trees and plants! Give em' a shout

Person 1: "DRO2 tree sales planted my trees! The neighborhood loves them!"
Person 2 "OK, I want some let me talk to the wife, and or if I get that house."

*we will never hear from Person 2 again*

by Gettinlaid69420 June 30, 2022

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018