cockhand syndrome

Cockhand Syndrome or CHS is a syndrome in which a female must have a cock in her hand whenever there is one present

Look at her grab it she definitly has Cockhand Syndrome

by 73fenix July 29, 2017

Cornhole Syndrome

When one's cornhole is erectilely disturbed by the mysogynist excrevince,edimitological Transplantal forensic accumulation becomes a mandatory state of vital encumbrance. Caesarean Sectional Repair by a licensed Surgically experienced indivudal is a complete neccessity in the incoherent operation. Metalloids are applied within the patient's blood stream in effort to cease cornhological damage. Cornhole Syndrome originated in Africa,Saudi Arabia on planet saturn due to the overwhelming build up of disasterously carnvourous bacterial organic material,triggering the world-wide known historical event, "The great Humungi". Studies show Cornhole syndrome (CHS) is related to "Ass in mouth" disease,where the host is ridiculed by numerous anal mouth orientation.

'Cornholios Syndromis' -Greek Anumphatic for Cornhole Syndrome

Male example Character 1: "Hello douglas,I am wondering how your mother is doing after previous ordeal involving CHS,I think it is really bad but I also hope she recovers and becomes normal again and does not die by CHS.

Male Example Character 2: "Hello James,thank you for your recognition,My Mother is going to die. I think it's really bad,and I hope she does not die because I do not want my mother to die,goodbye James."

by Nathanius_Vidalerous October 19, 2018

q syndrome

a sexual dysphoria disorder affecting heterosexual, but not heteronormative, individuals

if you are heterosexual but not heteronormative, you probably suffer from q syndrome

by Sexydimma October 28, 2018

Robloxian Syndrome

A condition (in Roblox) that causes severe coughing (“oof”’s), dislocated/broken limbs, and eventually, resurrection. Continuous exposure to such a disease, of one who does not have it, can lead to loss of sanity and friends. Possibly contagious (on Roblox).

Dude: *on Roblox* BROOOOOOOO! All my friends left me!
Bro: Dude, you must have been exposed to the Robloxian Syndrome. Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore.

by Xingles November 5, 2018

Westbrook syndrome

An affliction that has occurred with great frequency amongst older white men. Symptoms include frequent urination, excess sarcasm, flatulence, involuntary hand movements, obsessive compulsive behavior, pornography addiction, strong religious beliefs including a belief that Santa is the ultimate savior. Easily identifiable by a propensity to drink B Cellars wine in a styrofoam cup with a plastic straw. Affliction is not treatable but does not negatively impact life expectancy.

Ken had no idea that he was afflicted by the Westbrook syndrome. He also had no idea his name was really Ethan.

by Sommesc December 14, 2018

Terdman syndrome

A group of rare symptoms commonly found in lonely bar singers. Symptoms usually include laziness, swollen ego, complaining about everything and just being a natural piece of shit. Somebody found with terdman syndrome usually tells the same jokes or use the same insults for years and can't tell they have been over used. You can usually spot someone easily with terdman syndrome when they walk by you and howl. Not to construe this with abeitis. The difference between abeitis and terdman syndrome is abeitis sufferers only miss work. Where as people with terdman syndrome come to work, but didn't do anything while on the clock. Terdman sufferers usually call this keeping money. It is also a known fact that people with abeitis work more hours annually than a terdman. One of the symptoms also include pooping from the penis.

His terdman syndromeis acting up bad because he's been keeping money all day!

by Dun witit January 9, 2019

Tanner Syndrome

When someone is being a little bitch and is being Edgy and won't play any games with their friends.

Oh man, Jim has Tanner Syndrome right now, fucking cunt.

by Plip Plash January 12, 2019