Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Smoking Lardo

When Lardo is looking mad snipeable so you pop him in the nose

what if they turn around and are like yoo who smoked lardo

Yo get behind me we bout to be smoking lardo

by Billy La Bufunga March 18, 2023

The big smoke

A city, preferably nearby.

Im off to the big smoke

by Lil barnacles #1 fan March 19, 2023

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

Pre-smoke

(Action Verb) To smoke prior to having a full on smoking sesh.

damn bro i gotta pre-smoke before i shower, then ill hop on call and smoke up for real

by Cricketamine March 22, 2023

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.

"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"

by murr2k June 10, 2024