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Simp

As seen in and episode of Phineas and Ferb. The definition of simp is not what most people think. It is not in the context of a male being submissive but quite the opposite. Simp means squirrels in my pants.

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Oh no! Simp alert! Guys I have squirrels in my pants!
by I’m kidding March 12, 2020
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Simp

A simple person. A simpleton. A dumbass. A retard.
Dude Michael is being a massive simp right now - he doesn’t know what 1+1 is.
I know right? Fuckin’ simp.
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Jack Hollingworth
Oh my god Look a simp over there talking to Charlotte Makay Komal and Olivia. Oh yea thats just Jack
by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020
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Jack Hollingworth
Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay
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Simping

When someone does anything right wingers don't like.
Kyle : What? There's a black character in this show?
Jeremy : Damn, corporations are simping for the left now.
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Simp

Someone who puts women in front of their own needs in order to secure the bag (pussy), however is rarely successful in their exploit.
“Freya told me not to go to the festival
“Ben, you’re being a simp
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Simp revenge

A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games

Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020
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