Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021

Rusty porthole

When a woman eats out the ass of a gay/bi cum dump after he's been fucked and filled with cum from multiple men.

I gave him a rusty porthole after he got his ass wrecked in the sling at the gay spa.

by rustyporthole October 3, 2025

Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.

"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."

by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020

rusty pritchard

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long after discharge

Did you see Janet's rusty pritchard in the bin early, that's nopeworthy

by Chaffer January 3, 2016

rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose

Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward

by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023

Rusty Megaphone

To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...

If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE

by Riffmonger February 5, 2012