Right Hand Rule

This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.

There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.

"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."

by E. Jack Ulator November 19, 2009

Ground rule double

When a chick (accidently) touches you with her boobs.

Guy: That chick just totally ground rule double'd my shoulder for a good 5 seconds.

Dude: Awesome.

by Dref321 October 4, 2009

2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

by jv4life_11 May 8, 2011

Ja Rule

One of dem flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!!!!

by Marcjon78 September 7, 2003

ja rule

Hmm.. am i the only one who finds it weird that everybody claims ja rule is a "wanksta" for making love ballads now? he has been making music for way longer that "15 minutes"(1999-2003). He has been making music for a while now and it is only natural that he would progress from being gangster(Holla Holla,(1999-2000 era)to making club bangers(livin it up etc.) alot of artists do this LL Cool J went from being hot as hell( I cant live without my radio, mama siad knock u out...) to making love ballads ( i need love, etc) does that make him a wanksta? Nope. what about Nate Dogg he always fronts like hes hard as fcuk but all he does is sing hooks, even the "Almighty" 50 cent had that 21 questions song (wackest track) which unquestionably makes hima hyprocrite (especially since he cant rhyme if his life depended on it.

if ja rule constitutes a wanksta then so are the following:
50 Cent(21 questions)
LL Cool J ( I need love)
Nate Dogg (every song he has ever been on)
etc... if u children think that 50 cent is real hip hp then u should educate urself with some KRS ONE RAKIM and the entire Afrocentric Hip Hop movement of the early 90s and late 80s ( ATCQ Poor Righteous Teachers, Arrested Devolopment etc.)

and now i assume u will think i am wack for sticking up for JA Rule, i could care less, a piece of feces is better than 50(wack, hyprocritical "MC")

by THEDOPEISH August 16, 2004

ja rule

I think is gonna reign on murder. NOBODY loves mi. O father hug mi. Take a look at ma life. Its getting ugly.

He just chillin. he may be an "has been"
but he's comin

If thats not rap i don't know what it is yall

by kjangs March 15, 2004

10 foot rule

When you see a customer within 10 feet of you, you ask them if they need assistance. This applies to employees at retail stores like Wal*mart.

Bob (a Walmart associate) is stocking shelves in the chemical department, and he notices a customer about 6 feet away looking at the air-fresheners. Bob uses the "10 foot rule": "How are you today sir? I notice you're looking at the air-fresheners today." Customer: "Yes sir. I see you have new Glade candles scents for the fall season." Bob: "Why yes we do. We have 4 new scents to choose from, and we also have them in the spray forms, as well as the plug-in oil refills." The associate used the 10 foot rule very well resulting in a happy customer who will most likely continue to shop there time and time again.

by Grunge4Life82484 September 19, 2013