pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021

Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022

Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.

Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen

by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021

Pickle Fucker

Pickle Fucker- is when u force someone to shove a pickle up there ass and walk 10 feet if the pickle drops out u take a bite and reinsert

I saw that pickle fucker eating that ass pickle with a little extra shit besides penut butter ahhh good 'ole'pickle fucker

by Fupa_twat_waffle May 2, 2019

Pickle It!

Putting your dick inside a pickle jar until it pickles, then finding a woman that hates pickles to then make her suck your dick and chuck up on said peen.

Performed a Pickle It! She opted for chuckin’ up on me wang lad! I threw up in her mouth. We proceeded to recycle this concept for hours until she died. Sucks.

by raunchyraul March 31, 2022

little pickle

Too small to crunch

Person 1: Hey u wanna eat this little pickle?
Person 2: Nah it’s too small it has no crunch

by Trizzyyy May 14, 2022

Pineapple Pickle

The action of taking out the middle part of a pineapple, then proceeding to angrily have sex with it.

Dude, I caught John doing a Pineapple Pickle.

by Graham848 June 17, 2023