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Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life
by Player07 May 28, 2024
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post

post (n). a father/ old man. derived from the room (30/01/22)
my post is a bitch
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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Swing post

When someone makes a comment or post on social media to gain a bunch of attention, then edits the comment or post later to spread their intended message with popularity. Watch what you comment or like, you might be supporting something you don’t!
I made a swing post on Facebook to raise awareness of social influence.
by TheRealMrNobody January 2, 2021
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woman posting

When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..
Woman posting examples:

"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022
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Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is
"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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