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Green Monster

Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.
Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.
by mel1921 June 6, 2011
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simple green

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.
tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.
by Punjab Macadangdang July 7, 2008
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Bleeding green

Friend one 1: hey man whatchu up too
Friend 2: Just bleeding green
by Lil dev December 14, 2019
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Green Tasty

Mountian Dew. (noun)
A popular soft drink.
It is green, and is very sweet. Hence the name: Green Tasty
Oh no! I have spent all my money on them Green Tasties! Mmmmm... mmm... yum! :)
by Etox May 7, 2004
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The Green Family

The best family ever. Everyone wants to be a Green but can't. They love God and his son. They all can sing and very talented loving people. No other family out there is like the Green Family
by Tesha December 30, 2004
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Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.
I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.
by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010
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green and lingling

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up
in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3
by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009
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