Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

Mud

Mud can mean not only one thing it can be the streets but it can also mean heroin

yo are we doing mud tonight?

by leslasa May 1, 2019

Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023

mud bombing

the act of going to a bathroom stall, then climbing to the top with your ass parallel to the ground. then proceeding to shit into the toilet six feet below making a "mud-bomb."

hey jack, did you just go mud bombing?!?

by jebig mike July 20, 2017

mud

A positive comment made on a friend’s post, outfit, etc. People more commonly use it with the term slid. Comes from the term mudslide.

“u slid on this 🔥🔥🔥 this mudddd”

by pattersonnolivia November 6, 2023