Michael Owen 

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

Michael Owen by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

Michael Sorgen 

The man of all men obviously

Sara: Who’s Michael Sorgen?
Wyatt: He’s the man of all men, that’s who he is!

Michael Sorgen by Wybroo April 28, 2022

Michael and Daniella 

Power couple! Daniella is the most beautiful girl that anyone has ever seen, with the best sense of humor. While being a domestic and beauty goddess, being blessed with many desirable skills and knowledge. She is all about pleasing her man and keeping him happy. She is powerful and successful with a dominant sweet and kind side but can snap in the blink of an eye. While Michael is handsome, a real looker. Very comical in ways Daniella appreciates. He is strong, powerful and always uses logic. He is determined. He always aims to make Daniella feel beautiful, loved, and special. Michael will always work hard to give Daniella the life she deserves, but Daniella will always be happy as long as she has Michael. The chemistry between the two of them is so intense it’s electrifying and mind blowing. They are extremely like minded. True soulmates. They only have eyes for each other. Once they find each other, they will last a lifetime. At first they may have obstacles but will smash them and their relationship will be easy and peaceful. Filled with endless love and loyalty. This couple will succeed at anything they put their minds to.

Michael and Daniella are the most beautiful couple I’ve ever seen.
Together they will move mountains.
Soulmates!

Michael and Daniella by Lovelylovlies May 24, 2022

michael hall 

michael hall is a very sexy man who absolutely hates penguinz0/ moist critikal
michael never gets annoyed at his brother ever but most importantly he has a giant just huge penis

person 1: my penis is 17 inches long

person 2: oh damn you must be a michael hall

michael hall by A nonce August 14, 2022

Michael batcock

A person or thing that is absolutely amazingly killing it

Elon musk is really Michael batcocking right now!

Michael batcock by Tikmh February 2, 2023

Michael ORCHERDS Day

July 16 is the national day celebrating the being known as Michael ORCHERDS, who is a pianist who saved Paul McCartney's life in India, stopping him from being run over. He is often celebrated within The Beatles discord server for his music and bravery :3

"Did you hear about Michael ORCHERDS Day? everyone is the server is celebrating it!!"

Michael ORCHERDS Day by RouletteYourLocalKitKat July 16, 2023

Peter Michael Sanchez 

a girl's period; used in place of saying one has one's period;

uses the same initials as Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS)

I had so planned on going swimming all week, but stupid Peter Michael Sanchez came this morning...

Peter Michael Sanchez by dancingleech August 5, 2009