josh is a really cool dude who probably has a cool job and makes a lot of money and mos likey is a ninja astronaut or porn star or maybe does cam girl on his spare time.
josh is really cool
by pussylicker69420cocksucker May 26, 2022

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.
He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.
He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.
Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.
He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.
He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.
Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
by Shitonmytitsandcallmemildred June 21, 2021

The gates of hell
Josh: "Zeke wanna come over tmr?"
Zeke: "Fk no, your PC is in your room!"
Josh's PC: *56 C° while idle*
Zeke: "Fk no, your PC is in your room!"
Josh's PC: *56 C° while idle*
by Danky? August 1, 2022

Oh golly oh goodie, if you find yourself a Josh then you’re in for luck. Josh’s are the hottest and sweetest people ever, and they sure know how to be amazing boyfriends. They possess outstanding cuddle abilities and can always cheer you up. Although they can come off as very manly and rash sometimes, Josh’s are always the best people to know.
by Thistlehs August 24, 2022

When you are jacking off while playing Smite, and get so worked up you shove an entire vodka bottle up your ass so as to pound your G-spot. Once inserted and once you climax, you have to scream until you black out in your gaming chair.
Josh: "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*"
Liam: "Oh for fucks sake, he's joshing again. At least mute your fucking discord homo"
Raymondo Costello Figueroa: "Josh, can you hear us? Josh? JOSH!?!?"
Liam: "Oh for fucks sake, he's joshing again. At least mute your fucking discord homo"
Raymondo Costello Figueroa: "Josh, can you hear us? Josh? JOSH!?!?"
by DogPilledWhiteWoman September 7, 2022

The nicest guy you will ever meet who will always put you first. In another language josh can also be known as a sexy hunk of a man.Its also known that if you have the name josh you most likely have a bigger dick than people with the name Rory
by Hemi HP September 4, 2019

A scrawny kid who looks like the kid from the Polar Express movie. He also has no friends and is usually friend zoned most of the time throughout his life.
by KTPlayz May 28, 2021
