Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

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by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

jacob

the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3

i love jacob

by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022

Jacob

sexy

person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.

by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021

Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss

Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu

by The first day May 3, 2019

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer

Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022