pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro September 09, 2008

cats bum hole

a term used to describe a sausage roll? don't no what i mean? turn the son of a bitch round and check out the end of it!

i'll be back in ten minuits love am just nippin down to burneys for a cats bum hole.

by shlongus the pillager July 01, 2008

Double bum tum

This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

See photo: This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

Amaya: Ashleigh, do you think this belt looks nice?
Ashleigh: nah. I think it gives you double bum tum

by No dbt August 16, 2015

holy bum smoke

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

by Urban w June 28, 2022

Up ya bum

Aussie term for cheers

cheers, up ya bum

by Milf1984 August 09, 2015

front bum wedgie

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response

"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"

by Bakes Galaxy January 17, 2015

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 19, 2013