grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.

by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022

shame sacks

Metaphorical repositories where you store your humiliation.

The man hid his ignominy well, deep inside his shame sacks.

by hashtagsinger September 22, 2016

Hot Sack

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.

With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.

by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023

Eyeball Sack

A crude way of saying "Eyelid"

Dude my eyeball sack is closing by itself I'm so tired.

by Mark Forsythe November 21, 2010

sack-o-salsa

a really fat Mexican guy.

Damn, look at the size of that sack-o-salsa.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Sack Day

Sack day is the idea that your birth date should be the day that you as a sperm where created in the balls instead of the day that you are “Birthed”

“Its my sack day today

by kexsium December 5, 2025

Shit Sack

The act of defecating into a large sock then tying it and swinging it around. This is commonly used as a powerful weapon.

He hit me with a shit Sack.

by But.why.0_o February 16, 2019