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horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)
1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?
by KB_2024 January 11, 2024
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horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.
Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.
by The Horse Pissperer November 1, 2017
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Quadrupedic horse

a horse that has 4 legs. it is also a phrase to say instead of swearing and just because it sounds fun
you Quadrupedic horse
by ashie is da best December 3, 2023
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Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016
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white horse

White Horse is a slang used in association to playful or comical demeanor. The act of being on a White Horse is essentially to be in a humorous mood.
"She's all comical again, right back onto her white horse."
by dailyfinality December 7, 2024
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Horse Shit

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023
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Horse Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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