It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

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Hard Burger

It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.

Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.

by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016

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hard cuts

When you refuse to bring along anyone not 100% committed to social plans

Are they actually in for next Thursday or just playin? We're doing hard cuts.

by TIGER_FIST_UNPLEASANT September 25, 2019

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Try-hard

Someone who gives it their 150%, plus an extra 20%, even though they probably only can give 30%.

That Isaiah kid is a real try-hard.

by The Band CAMINO December 14, 2021

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Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

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