Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.

After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.

by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025

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golden run

A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.

We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.

by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023

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Golden Powerwash

A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.

Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.

by Logan0787 May 23, 2023

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Golden Circle

A confederacy of all slave states under the Mason-Dixon line as well as all of Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean.

Union Soldier 1: Fuck Douglas, I heard he wants the damn seceders to win the war and form the golden circle!
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.

by numbnuttic June 28, 2022

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Golden Rifle

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.

"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"

by Technically_Thinking June 10, 2014

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