The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 01, 2025

Ghost Vibing

When your listening to a song and the beat stops and then goes on again
And your still Vibing all the way through

She was still ghost Vibing when the song was done

by Yeeter... October 03, 2023

Ghost Tears

When a man has two men ejaculate into his eyes so he can then pretend to be a ghost crying cum

Daniel came out wearing ghost tears

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

ghosting bitch

Somebody who has ghosted you more then one time without reason

"dude stacy is such a ghosting bitch, this is the 2nd time this year"
"yeah fuck her dude shes nothing but a Alabama hot pocket"

by i-was-bored December 14, 2021

ghost driver

a very sexy person from america (ghost driver#8831)

ghost driver is god

by ke2wlll April 11, 2022

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 08, 2019