Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

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West Virginia high five

“West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.

Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.

by Jus in case November 17, 2023

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Philly high five

While having a 3 way with your boy, you notice his junk falls out, so you reach down and guide it back in. While doing so, you give him a few strokes to bring him back up to speed.

While tagging this chick with my boy Vinnie, I noticed he couldn’t keep up and his junk fell out. So I reached down and gave him a Philly High Five.

by Clam Digger November 28, 2023

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Philly High Five

While having a 3 way, one of the guys dick falls out so the other guy reaches down and helps guide it back in. While doing so, he gives the guy a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.

I was fucking this hood rat with my boy Vinnie when I noticed his junk fell out. So I reached down and while placing it back into her gave him a Philly High Five.

by Clam Digger November 28, 2023

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