Facebook Rape

Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid

Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha

by oody3000 January 12, 2010

Facebook rape

When someone gloms onto your thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.

Stephanie was facebook raped by Melissa with her "it's all about ME" stories.

by sk24893893 October 19, 2011

FRT (Facebook Response Time)

The amount of time it takes one person to response on Facebook.

Hey Jane, that guy John you saw last night, has an incredibly fast FRT (Facebook Response Time) to you're posts.

by ajlh;daffew March 30, 2010

facebook creeper

one who lurks offline on facebook, never responding to posts and requests. Keeps tabs on 'friends' but is never available to chat. An antisocial person on a social network.

I just unfriended that facebook creeper who never accepts my Farmville requests.

by stefstefwheee August 16, 2011

Deja Facebook

When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu

"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"

by Alaskan_dude February 28, 2009

facebook official

Of or pertaining to facebook. If something is absolutely certain or believed to be true, it is indeed facebook official.

Hey, did Aaron and Michelle break up???

Yeah.

Your positive?

It's facebook official!!!

by Grace Coleman February 11, 2008

Facebook hider

Someone on Facebook who consistently has a profile photo of anything but themselves - e.g., almost invariably a toddler, but a vague group photo, a photo of a cartoon, landscape, a flower, their feet, generic artwork, animals, etc., are also par for the course. Very often these individuals don't ever make a peep to you directly after they're let in, and instead enjoy quietly watching what the people on their own friends list do instead. Blowing the image they'd like to project of being "too busy for Facebook," they somehow notice within hours or even minutes after they've been deleted.

Michelle: "Janice is such a Facebook hider. Did it ever occur to her to use a photo of herself WITH her kid as her profile pic?"

Miranda: "Nobody does that! You're crazy."

by TexasAdder September 2, 2010