Ethan

An Ethan is described to have the sexiest shoulders in the west.

Brenda "Oh my god look at that hunks shoulders he must be and Ethan"

by SuperDude303030 June 02, 2020

ethan

no, just no

ethan

by Marcago February 13, 2022

Ethan

A guy who is not that popular or hot, but he accepts that and doesn't care about what people think about him. He also is a bit weird when it comes to his interests, but look past that, he somehow manages to get all the ladies even though he's not hot nor popular. Now that there ladies and gentleman, is a story of a fricking savage!

Look at that guy over there with his hot girlfriend!

Yeah, that's Ethan. He's not popular but damn, he's got the girls!

by batts2005 December 12, 2017

Ethan

Goat

guy 1 That guy is a goat.

Guy 2 Yeah thats Ethan

by January 20, 2023

Ethan

A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.

Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.

by anon 7676 October 13, 2022

Ethan

Vanilla

"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)

by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023

Ethan

A chubby guy whose chronically online, attracts many girls since they love chubby guys. Also seen as loving people like Leon Kennedy

Person 1: Hey look over there, its a wild Ethan

(Chubby fella wearing random anime shirt)

Person 2: O wow! You are right, that is a chubby guy.

by Musicmaxxing May 24, 2025