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by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

oh don't

...Short for "oh don't cope". When someone is actively in the coping phase, that's when you hit 'em with the "oh don't", in other words saying "oh don't cope"

*in a rainbow six siege match* *person 2 misses all their shots, rook turns around and pops them*

Person 2: "broooo my bad papa i'm tired rn thats why I missed" "can't win 'em all papa"

Person 1: "oh don't"

by BINGQILING November 12, 2024

I don't have time

When you say you don't have time for something, what you're really saying is, "This is not a priority for me right now." The 'no time' excuse is seductive because it sounds reasonable and removes personal responsibility. Research has found that it's socially acceptable to be busy, even admirable in our culture, which is why so many people lean on that excuse rather than just admitting the truth: 'This isn't my main focus right now.'

When my girl friend asked me to help her Chemistry assignment, I was like, 'I don't have time,' but really I just wanted to binge-watch my favorite show instead.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

(If you don't credit and pay me)

Is the silent part they aren't saying out loud.

Hym "Kill everybody (If you don't credit and pay me) is the WHOLE thing and I really didn't think you would be this resistant to crediting or paying me. Or I guess you could have paid the wrong person but, like, the second it started going off and the wrong person found out THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN that they were stealing it so what did they say? 'Not my problem?' I mean, the people in my community knew who I was immediately when I posted the Etymology of my name. So... I mean, you could have got a warrant for the email address the was INITIALLY ASSOCIATED with this pseudonym. And I still use but to ever check my email. You have to consider that THAT is also compromised. If I had known it was going off I would have said something sooner. So... You know... Oops."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019