David

Hero

Heroine David

by Kay2203 November 25, 2021

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

David

One Sexy ass motherfucker

David is a one sexy ass motherfucker

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.

david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses

by iheartdavid November 3, 2022

David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020