A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
by The man17 June 11, 2018

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
