watermelon cum

1.its the nastey tasting juice from a watermelon sour
2.when a guy cums in to a watermelon

1.that watermelon cum was nasty
2.dude I watermelon cumed last night

by Kat angel eyes July 18, 2016

Cum teeth

When your teeth are caked with cum ,
Usually caused from multiple blow jobs at a time

Fapmonsoon has cum teeth

by moodirun May 18, 2016

Cum-along

When you pleasure yourself to the sounds of your roommates or neighbors having sex.

The people next door were having such loud sex last night I just had to cum-along for the ride.

by BIG SKY BP June 15, 2016

Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

by Type4Me June 19, 2016

Cum-Dumpster

A Cum-Dumpster is a man who cums more than a normal. For example he would actually fill anyone up, even if he wore a condom. It would not be a good idea for someone to give a man like this a blow job because they would have to get their stomach pumped.

My sister almost died after sucking off her Cum-Dumpster boyfriend.

by Suck a very large dick January 22, 2018

Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.

Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.

by Cummaster September 8, 2013

Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

by titomac November 22, 2011