ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.

Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.

by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007

crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.

What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

mad crack pum

when the 🐱 so good u let her treat u like shit

“u down bad bro she got that mad crack pum, huh?”
“yeah man shit’s like heroin 😩”

by bimbo4eva March 5, 2022

cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets

Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...

by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

dirty crack head

Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips

Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob

by KezaBash November 3, 2020