Breakfast Club

When a female is seen in public (gym, beach, mall, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used to point out to your buddies or your girlfriend/wife a female in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc.

Singular:

"Hey bro, Breakfast Club at 5 o'clock"

Plural:

"Hey bro, the Breakfast Club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

cloud 9 club

getting really high and fucking

lets smoke and fuck so we can be part of the cloud 9 club

by helloworld22 June 15, 2010

No cussing club

A club founded by a fuckface cocksucking faggot named McKay Hatch and faggots all over the world started to join this retarded club

Person 1 I'm a member of the no cussing club

Person 2 Fuck you faggot

by Boogereater69 May 15, 2022

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 20, 2010

club hub

A woman's husband for the club. A man you only see at the club, and the only person you dance with at said club. It is understood that you go part ways once you leave the building.

"Are you two together?" "Nah girl, that's my club hub."

by BlackoutBabe November 23, 2016

Hangers Club

A trendy clothing store with clothing customisations available.

I always shop from Hangers Club no matter what the occasion is!

by The__Almighty November 23, 2021

Clubbed

Noun. Used in the preterite/past tense only. In a hand of poker, smashing one's opponent entirely (a.k.a. MEGA PWNAGE) via slow playing a pocket pair pre flop, and making a set. If this scenario results in massive table domination, it is known as being Clubbed.

Geeze, NCBeast just got Clubbed ultra-nasty by Big Clubs.

by Big Clubs October 5, 2007