Christian

He's a fat fuck, who preys on girls who beats his schmeat to super smash bros characters.

look at the Christian over there, blind as fuck!

by GucciGangMember69 August 20, 2019

Luckwarm Christian

A practicing Christian with who doesn't hold Christian values. From Revelations 3:16.

That guy who goes to the 12:00am mass is a very luckwarm Christian, just to let you know. I know this because he is pro choice and supprots sodomy rights.

by Shenye March 31, 2022

Christian Ilias

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

by dropkick sharko November 24, 2024

They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being

Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.

How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.

by Michellaya December 9, 2019