Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

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Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.

He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.

by missshelll January 12, 2023

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Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.

That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan

by Long shwan October 23, 2019

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Christian-G

A big baby who won't share his Tim Tams.

Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out

by vianneyjon June 2, 2020

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A server (usually in Roblox) where no-one can swear or sin. They are usually run by homophobic idiots who think they need to protect their Good Christian Society from the dangers of LGBTQ people.

Now it is a meme and the LGBTQ community can sit back, relax and laugh at this wacky concept.

Tris: "No sinning on my server, Brian!"
Brian: "No intruding on my life, Tris!"
Tris: "But my Good Christian Server!"

by AcidHazard5 September 5, 2019

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trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.

Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.

by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024

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