chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.

Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.

by Arkaitz December 5, 2012

Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011

Chocolate Starfish Milkshake

The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.

He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)

by Katie McDuh November 18, 2011

chocolate pussy pie

A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.

It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!

by Professional pie December 5, 2022

hot chocolate wine

A fun and sexy code name for period poops

Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”

by Clumpy swirl December 5, 2021

Chocolate starfish invader

A term for a man that likes that chocolate hole ;)

He’s a chocolate starfish invader, and he’s good at it, trust me, I’d know

by Chocolate licked October 13, 2022

Chocolate Pie

Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.

P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.

by upsideinside November 3, 2009