Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.

Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.

by Cummaster September 8, 2013

Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

by titomac November 22, 2011

cum share

when person 1 cums in person 2's mouth and kisses while transferring the cum over into person 1 or 3's mouth

person 1 : what's a cum share
person 2 : that's some nasty shit right there

by redgyall October 17, 2018

Curb Cum

Ths process of having somone place their dick and balls together on a curb then stomping on them so hard it causes them to ejaculate blood and cum

onto the curb

We curb cumed him

by JesusMc2 June 21, 2018

Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.

Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!

by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018

Cum Raid

A synonym for the word sex orgy

"Wanna have a cum raid with me and my girlfriend?"

by ThatCoolDudefromNewJersey July 12, 2018

cum rub

The process of rubbing loads of cum onto one's body and taking pleasure in the act.

After the fantastic gangbang last night I gave myself a good cum rub because semen is a terrible thing to waste.

by lalaloveless August 19, 2018