Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
by X lu January 11, 2004
Get the drunk call girl/drunk dial girlmug. 1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
by Reepacheep March 29, 2011
Get the Smack my ass and call me Johnny!mug. good luck searching for CoD and seeing anything that isn't call of duty: mobile or modern warfare, and i'm not talking about the 2007 modern warfare.
by noimnotlying July 21, 2020
Get the Call of Duty: Mobilemug. "A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.
by Handme$73,000 October 8, 2007
Get the shouldn't have called me full of hatemug. shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
by britt69chels August 23, 2011
Get the shit on my dick and call me masonmug. by preston neill October 12, 2004
Get the closer..call..me..closermug. A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.
Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.
by Your Dad March 21, 2005
Get the Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Calledmug.