Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024

Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk February 10, 2016

Dumb beat

Another way to say dumbass or really bad

John: Hey what's today?

Nathan: It's Tuesday you dumb beat.

John: Ok Jackass

by Itsurmothers January 26, 2022

Beats by (name)

Beats by (name) is slang for a handjob. As in when somebody gives you a handjob.

Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.

The date went from good to great when I got Beats by (name).

by DukeofMonteCristo January 26, 2018

type beat

means to agree with your peers

Friend1: yo I want some chick-fil-a

Friend 2: type beat

by thekidlario March 29, 2024

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 06, 2024

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 16, 2024