Apple

EATING THIS FRUIT MAKES YOU 10x THE STRENGTH YOU ARE AND YOU ASCEND GOD THIS MOTHEFUCKER WILL KILL A MAN INDIRECTLY FOR YOU AND SHIT IN THEIR HEAD

FUCK YEAH DUDE I EAT APPLES ALL DAY EVERY DAY

by Konkim May 1, 2018

Apple

Checking

"Are you an apple?"

by Checki March 21, 2017

bushwick apple

when you put a chewed apple up some girls hole

i gave a bushwick apple to my date in that party

by the calder of our times March 25, 2017

apple

Fruit of fucking evil

Apples are red,
Berries are blue,
this makes no sense and so do you to.

by Megarboh March 26, 2017

falling apples

The term describing the action of a male's testes to drop and become further away from his body. #delaneylovesdick

"His apples are falling." The falling apples described refer to dropping testes.

by babybaby6969 March 30, 2017

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017