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The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man
Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy
by Big -d March 13, 2019
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ken special

When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob
I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.
by Yulenevano May 24, 2018
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The Khabib Special

The act of playing traditional dagestani music on full volume while fucking the girl. For this act to actually work you gotta shave your head like khabib, wear a ufc outfit like khabib and then proceed to wrestle and maul the girl as your fucking her in doggystyle. When your about to ejaculate its important to scream on the top of your lung "IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE" like Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Last night when I fucked this girl I did the Khabib special now I'm getting evicted from my house due to the neighbour complaints and the police being called for the commotion.
by HitlerNiggerJewShit September 10, 2025
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snow day special

A snow day special is when you bust a nut in your hand and snack someone in the face with it
I was just with a girl last night and I gave her a snow day special
by The true facts February 26, 2017
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The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.
Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.
by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023
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2 for 1 special

When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend
Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special
by thebigpenis42069 May 12, 2021
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Grimsby special

To lightly cup your mates bollocks and whisper sweet nothings in his ear while he’s balls deep in his missus
Pete took Rohan’s plums into his firm grasp, whilst he was plowing his missus. “Hey mate”, he whispered seductively, “how’s this for a Grimsby special?”
by Potaytohead June 10, 2025
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