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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Devil's High Five

When you and your bestie high five eachother elbow deep in a gaping butthole.
Did you see those friends do the devil's high five at the kink party?
by LunaBee September 24, 2025
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Fives

When a clone reveals a grand conspiracy and dies but urban dictionary doesn't recognize them for it.
come on people lets recognise our fallen hero. F in the chat for Fives.
by udontknowmeidontknowu August 23, 2021
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flash five

Flash five is an elite group of weirdos who skype and are always swag. They are so cool and awesome
Dude 1: did you hear about flash five?

Dude 2: yeah they're so cool!!!
by svatn December 31, 2014
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Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.
I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.
by anonymous July 8, 2024
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Five-wheeler

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
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