Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

The Five

Basketball Position - Center

Kareem Abdul Jabbar is the best player to play The Five.

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

five

the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.

P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'

by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021

Ninety-five gallon sweat

A person who wastes all their time on video games and never goes outside which makes them who they are. They can also be toxic people.

Bill: Hey Jake, wanna meet up?
Jake: Nope, I am going to game for the rest of the day.
Bill: Then you're a ninety-five gallon sweat you bozo!

by YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!

Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"

John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"

by capsulej2 November 25, 2024