Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018

fucked up

when you're either sad or angry at yourself or someone else

'' how're you feeling homie ''
'' I'm fucked up so leave me alone''

by cumshooter5000 August 12, 2021

I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!

Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.

Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!

by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023

Fuck The World

What God does every second of every day.

Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy in all this. You taking over my job?

God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.

by KC Hell Yeah February 13, 2023

Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.

Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!

by Motorboater300 December 23, 2024

fuck oath bah

the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.

old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.

Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.

by old chappo March 22, 2022

fuck girl

This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.

oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)

by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016