fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

Fucking hell

Where you go afterlife and you say it to the devil

old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell

by byei’m steve July 22, 2020

fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

by Gk34 March 30, 2017

Fucked

A force of physical failed shit.

I lived a fucked up existence?

by TheRealFuckerOfWord May 29, 2019

Gaggle Fuck

An Individual who cannot stop talking, mumbling under their breath when ordered not to say anything.

Trump is such a Gaggle Fuck he's practically indicted himself on live TV.

by OldSarge72 April 13, 2024

Fuck me

I'm dead 😂😂😂

I'm dead. I'm dying help me give me a hand. I'm OUT. Go away from me! Hello hello?fuck me I'm dead. Lol

by GAFM November 20, 2025