high food

High Food is any combination or concoction of ingredients that could only be considered edible if under the influence of marijuana.

Why on earth would you combine peanut butter, pickles, and hot fries?

Don’t judge my high food! It’s a pretty good sandwich when I’m stoned.

by AngryDuckNoise April 16, 2018

Fast food Buffet

Going to at least 3 fast food restaurants and getting something from each.

The wife and I are getting fast food buffet tonight.

by SenAte.. June 11, 2017

Dreaming about food

Something fat kids do

Carter: I NEED FUCKING CAKE
Alex: your ass is already bigger than an actual wedding cake and you probaly got swiss rolls hiding in your fucking boobs, dipshit
Carter: i was dreaming about food last night, but it was a nightmare because i ran out of cake…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023

Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

Making food

A prick who leaves to make food but is gone for the foreseeable future

Luke is gone making food! I suppose we will see him tomorrow!

by Buzz light-year September 8, 2021

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 21, 2022

Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022