highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

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wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007

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Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air

John loved to wank on Saturdays.

by milesangel36 January 4, 2022

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wank

shortened name of 'White Hank' from the madness combat fan animation 'WhiteHank'

wank died at the end of whitehank 1

by moneybrainz99 January 5, 2022

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Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

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