american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D January 26, 2016

Tea Tree

This is a BOOB girl. Every boy, when reaching puberty, is asked the old age question: boobs or ass? It is at that time that the boys makes a choice, a decision that will determine the man they will become. This girl shapes men's lives, and men love her shape. She may not have an ass but no one is complaining. Their lacking bottom half and tremendous top half make them resemble a tree. FOOTNOTE: this word originates from the saying "top tier titties" because "tea tree" sounds similar to "tres T's" or "three T's" and that is the acronym for "top tier titties".

I used to be an ass guy but now I'm a boob guy. All it took was one tea tree to change my whole perspective.

by Seanul April 19, 2022

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016