Thomas

It’s a laptop with intel core i5 10100, with GeForce graphics card Gforce 4060 Ti, but with 1 bite of memory because HE CANT F****** REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE SOUP FOR ME AND NOT FOR HIM.

Me: Ima going to eat the soup that I putted in the fridge

Thomas: *Eating the soup*

Me:*Beats the shit out of him*

by Luk-kuk-puk-suk January 9, 2023

Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023

thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

by deffo January 23, 2023

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

Thomas Cottrell

Everyone hates thomas.

"Whos that ?"
"real question is what's that?"
"thomas cottrell ?"
"Yup"

by thelocalrodentpress February 9, 2023

thomanek

people spell it like tomanek most of the time

Thomanek and or tomahawk is what people will say

by Alenwashere February 10, 2023

thomas

big dick energy

thomas has big dick energy

by big dickie thomas February 12, 2023